Longlegs Is Not the Best Nicolas Cage Horror Movie of 2024

The one that's inspired by A Goofy Movie is better

I woke up at 2:45am-ish today and couldn’t get back to sleep. Stuff like that happens a lot to us tortured genius types. That’s what I am, right?

Doesn’t matter. What matters is that, in situations like this, my go to move to remedy the problem is to wake up, watch a movie, and hope that by the end of it I’m sufficiently tired enough to sleep again. Groundbreaking technique, I know.

This morning, to combat the can’t sleeps, I took a gamble that so many of us take all the time these days. I decided to watch a Nicolas Cage movie.